Lindsay Lohan is back! A New Drug Low.
Posted in Lindsay Lohan on Jul 25th, 2007 226 Comments »
Lindsay Lohan reached a new low early this morning. Lindsay was booked on a DUI and possession of cocaine before she was released to her attorney. This attorney must get paid pretty well in order to get up and drive before 6:00am. Just to check out the IQ of Lindsay Lohan, she decides to chase her ex-assistants mother at 1:30 in the morning while drunk. I suppose the ex-assistant was just sitting around drinking soda at 1:30 am. I can to wait to hear about that story. Anyway, Lindsay decides that she should chase her ex-assistant into the Santa Monica Police Departments parking location. Now, this spells a rather low IQ. The police naturally thought they would take a little breathalyzer test. What do you think. Anyway, rehab apparently did not work at your local boutique Malibu Promises who apparently do not promise anything. In fact, statistically, Promises cannot expect a better cure rate than any other flop house. Lindsay will have a more difficult time climbing out of this cellar. In fact, she should contact Paris Hilton to find out what she can expect from not having a drivers license. Whoops, I think that Lindsay forgot that small detail. Now if we look at the apple does not fall to far from the tree, then Daddy would suggest that she may be headed down a very difficult road.
